Just a few minutes ago I was over at the hospital walking back to the parking garage when behind me I heard some doctor's cell phone ring.
Middle-aged doctor answers the phone loudly:
"Hi Marcus."
(pause)
"Marcus are you there?"
(pause)
"Hello, Marcus?"
(20 second pause)
"Marcus?!"
(longer pause)
"Are you there, Marcus?"
(long LONG pause)
"Marcus?Marcus?Marcus?" (in rapid succession)
I turned around smiling to look at the doctor thinking that he must be a nice guy who is putting on a show to make some pregnant stranger smile because seriously, who does that?
Our eyes meet.
He snaps his phone shut and snarls,
"What are YOU looking at?"
to which i wanted to respond, "Wait, huh? are you talking to me? Wait. I can't hear you. Marcus? Marcus? Marcus?Marcus?Marcus?"
1 comment:
What a dousch!
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