Things that make me want to throw up...

1. Emigration Canyon- What was supposed to be a nice leisurely drive in the mountains turned in to a car sick nightmare where we had to pull over to the side of road so that I could catch my breath. And i don't even get car sick!

2. Teddy's food bowl- There is just something about dog slobber and the smell of kibble that makes me sick in the morning.

3. Any trip to the grocery store...especially the dairy department.

4. Costco on a Saturday. This sort of falls under #3 but I can't stand the smell of all food booths with the little old ladies handing out toothpicks of Brie and Li'l Smokies. Like, gag me with a spoon.

5. My favorite high school perfume, Romance by Ralph Lauren. I don't think I will EVER be able to wear it again.

6. Authentic Malaysian black soup with a pig (?) heart floating in it.

7. John Mellencamp's song "Hurts So Good." I was driving to work when this song came on the radio and it literally made me start to vomit. I really can't explain why but I choose to believe that it was the flashback image of neon clothes and the old smell of Aquanet and my LipSmackers Bubble Gum lip gloss that I wore when I was 7 that put me over the edge. I swear, I'm delusional.