Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Note to self...

If i ever decided to teach a class about sexual anatomy i will never:
  1. Call mammograms, Mamm-y-o-grams
  2. Say that cancer can sometimes go into the lympha-NOIDS.
  3. Tell my class that male castration is when the doctor surgically removes the foreskin of the penis.
  4. Insist that the surgical removal of the ovaries is called an "ovary-etomy"

seriously? seriously.

1 comment:

wendyberd said...

if you teach sexual anatomy - i am going to be sitting in the front row every day and ask you questions that will make you blush and stumble over your words. that'd be whahsome!