What is this crazy blog stuff you kids be talking about these days? Am i the last of the semi-cool 25 year-olds to jump on the band wagon? indeed. If you choose to frequent this blog there are a few things to keep in mind.
1) i have a tendency to watch really bad reality tv and i talk about the "characters" in my daily life as if they are my real friends. Am i hurting for friends? not really. i just identify with 18 year-old wannabe models that complain about hair weaves and how hard it is to be drop dead gorgeous with a body that resembles a praying mantis.
2) More often than not i do not capitalize my i's when typing. if you are one of those people that can't seem to wrap their minds around this concept, i fear i may disappoint you. iiiiiiiii'm sorry.
3) i use "..." gratuitously. i know it...you know it...some habits are too hard to break...
Contrary to the somewhat snarky beginning of this blog, i usually think of myself as quite a fun gal. Am i sarcastic? not at all. Totally awesome and occasionally rad? somwhat kind of. And so i have created this blog because i have convinced myself that perhaps, just perhaps, you might find me intellectually stimulating. But i just need to be honest with myself right off the bat, not much a chance of that happening. But at least you might get a laugh at my expense. Let's all drink to that.
Oh and one last thing. Yes, that is a picture of me smoking a cigar and knitting a baby blanket. how hard is that? damn.
